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Two programmers were chatting in a pub after work.  

"Guess what," says the first programmer, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous
blonde babe in a bar."  

"And, what did you do?" enquires the other IT guy.  

"Well, I invited her over to my place and we had a couple of drinks. 
We got into the mood, and then she suddenly asked me to take all her 
clothes off." 
 
"Wow! You're kidding me!" replies the second geek in disbelief, "and so, 
what happened after that?"

"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her up onto my desk, right
next to my new laptop..."  

"Oh really? You got yourself a new laptop?"


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

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