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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked how come 
I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.
     

I don't think she's coming back...


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[Selected by Jim Griffith @ rec.humor.funny]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how 
to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.