Bad and terrible news



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A man was summoned to his attorney's office. 

"Do you want the bad news first, or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.

"Give me the bad news first," replied the husband.

"Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" laughed the man, "I can't wait to hear the 
terrible news then!"

"The terrible news is... the picture is of you and your secretary!" 


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[Lifted off emailjokes.co.za]

I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, there is no good news.