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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. 

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're 
cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need 
more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're 
going to STICK! Careful... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen
to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? 
Slow down! Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know
you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think
I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels 
like when I'm driving."


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[Selected by Jim Griffith @ rec.humor.funny]

Marriage is an institution involving a master, 
a mistress, and two slaves, making, in all, two.