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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 
25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed 
and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 25-year-old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma
TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

But my wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make
sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a 
cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

"I won't get divorced. Not only could I lose my wife, but I could lose 
all my money too." - Lionel Ritchie