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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on   
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, get me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled but brought him the beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start soon."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him another beer. 

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, one more beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat arse down, don't even say 'hello' to me and then expect me to 
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed, "Oh shit, it's started."


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

"As usual there's a great woman behind every idiot."
- John Lennon