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Ever wondered why South Africa is absolutely useless in football?


Bashin Mahlangu

Interviewer: Bashin, how do you feel about scoring such a beautiful goal?

Mahlangu:    I feel immediately!!!


Lesley Manyathela (RIP)

This was an interview to get to know more about the player after an 
extended period of rich form.

Interviewer: So Lesley, tell us about your family.

Manyathela:  I have one KIDS. I also have two brothers: There is one 
             in front of me and one behind me.


Bhele Nomvete

This interview was conducted after a match on Bhele's birthday.

Interviewer: Firstly, Bhele we'd just like to wish you a happy birthday.

Nomvete:     Thank you, thank you, same to you!


Steve Lekoelea

Interviewer: Steve, you have just played an amazing game to help Pirates
             win. Where to from here?

Lekoelea:    I am going home.

Interviewer: Steve, you seem to have hit such a rich vein of form. 
             You also seem a lot fitter. What is your secret?

Lekoelea:    In the morning I get up and I run away.


Jabu Pule

Interviewer: Jabu, who do you think will host the 2010 soccer bid?

Pule:        Marks Maponyane


Peter Ndlovu (Zimbabwe)

Interviewer:  Peter, those were three beautiful babies you put away 
              behind the net. How do you feel?

Ndlovu:       Aah, I am so ashamed, I just don't like it when these 
              woman tell the whole world.


Siyabonga Nomvete

Interviewer : Siyabonga, you really seemed to enjoy the game?

Nomvete:      Yes, the game was very much delicious.


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

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