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A dustman is going along a Melbourne street, picking up the wheelie bins
and emptying them into his dustcart.

He gets to one house where the bin has not been left out, and so he has 
a quick look for it in the front garden and then in the back garden.

Still not able to locate the bin he knocks on the door.

No answer. So he knocks again. 

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers.

"Harro," says the happy jappy.

"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toilet," replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising that the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles 
and says, "No mate, where's your dustbin?"

"I dust bin on toilet, I told you!" says the Japanese bloke.

Replies the binman, "You misunderstand me. Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK.. OK..." says the Jap, "I wheelie bin having a wank!"

 
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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

I'll buy THAT for a dollar!