A koala is sitting up a gum tree and smoking a joint.



A little lizard walks past.



It looks up and says, "Hey, Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint. Come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while, the little lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink
of water from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side.



The crocodile then asks the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking a
joint with the koala, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree
where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey, Koala!"



So the koala looks down at him and says...



..."Faaarrking hell, dude, how much water did you drink?!!"

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[Contributed by Peter Woods, additions by HMVH]