A Greek and an Italian were arguing...



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A Greek and an Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will
end  the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who
introduced it to women."


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[Lifted off rec.humor.funny]

If sex is a pain in the butt you're doing it wrong!