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The "Robin Williams Plan"
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan:
1. "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys",
we will never ever "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence anymore.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist
nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
just anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get an "F", and then it's back
home, baby!
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient,
energy-wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of
energy but will require the temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. Let them
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of their
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give
them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get
very little, if anything.
9. Move the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH. Learn it... or LEAVE!
11. "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your
poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, "you want a piece of me?"
12. And lastly, bring back the manufacturing from our country, curtail
the cheap imports from all over the world and put the middle class
back to work in our country.
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[Contributed by Martie Woods, and NOT attributed to Robin Williams!]
I'm real easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me...
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