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Moodley speaks with his son.
 
Moodley:    "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: 	    "No - I will choose my own bride!"
Moodley:    "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."
Son: 	    "Well, in that case... OK!"


Next, Moodley approaches Bill Gates.

Moodley:    "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Moodley:    "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... OK!"


Finally, Moodley goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Moodley:    "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President:  "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"
Moodley:    "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
President:  "Ah, in that case... OK!"


This is how an Indian does business!


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. 
Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.