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Turning violence into comedy


"I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way"

"Quiet or I'll blow your throat up."

"I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!"

"Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected."

"Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!"

"Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep."

"Same old rules: no eyes, no groin."

"A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries."

"Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants."

"Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?"

"You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken."

"You daring lousy guy."

"Beat him out of recognizable shape!"

"I have been scared shitless too much lately."

"I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!"

"The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?"

"How can you use my intestines as a gift?"

"This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum."

"I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them
out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat."

"Yah-hah, evil spider woman!"

"I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you 
violently to your gynaecologist for a thorough extermination."

"Greetings, large black person."

"Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country 
to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard 
person."


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