The BMW driver



------------------------------------------------------------------------


A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and 
quite considerable damage. There is no sign of the offending vehicle 
but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield 
wiper blade.

The note read as follows: "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The 
witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because
they think I'm leaving my name, registration, address and other 
particulars. But fuck you.... I'm not."


------------------------------------------------------------------------


[Contributed by Reinhardt Theunissen]

The writer assumes no responsibility at all. Reply at your own risk.