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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and
quite considerable damage. There is no sign of the offending vehicle
but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield
wiper blade.
The note read as follows: "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The
witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because
they think I'm leaving my name, registration, address and other
particulars. But fuck you.... I'm not."
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[Contributed by Reinhardt Theunissen]
The writer assumes no responsibility at all. Reply at your own risk.
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