Indecent business proposal



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Johnny wanted to screw this girl in his office... but she belonged to 
someone else. So one day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to 
her and said, "I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you!"

The girl said, "NO!"

Johnny replied, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you 
bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her 
boyfriend first. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for 2000 dollars. You pick up the money 
very fast, and he won't even be able to get his pants down." 

She agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is still waiting for his 
girlfriend to call. 

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She said, "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"
 

The lesson: ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY!


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[Contributed by Tom Kikonyogo]

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