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One morning, after hunting, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having 
breakfast at a diner.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies,
"I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W.

He replies, "How about a quickie?"

"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude, you're starting to
act just like President Clinton!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers,
"Erhm... George, it's actually pronounced 'quiche'."


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

I'll buy THAT for a dollar!