The best hooker in town



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A guy, hanging out in his favourite bar spots a fabulous babe walking 
in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and
is surprised to discover that she's a hooker. He watches her the rest
of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to
him.

The next night he goes back to the bar and sure enough, she shows up
again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches
her. "Is it true you're a prostitute?"

"Why, yes I am. What can I do for you?"

"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"

"I get $100 just for a hand job. We can negotiate from there."

"$100!?! For a hand job? Are you nuts?"

"You see that Ferrari out there?" 

The guy looks out the front door. Sure enough, there's a shiny new 
Ferrari parked outside. 

"I paid cash for that Ferrari with money I made just on hand jobs. 
Trust me, it's worth it."

The guy mulls it over for a while and decides "what the hell". He 
leaves with her and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had.
This hand job was better than any complete sexual experience in his
entire miserable life.

The next night he's right back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to
show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her.

"Last night was incredible!"

"Of course it was. Just wait until you try one of my blow jobs."

"How much is that?"

"$500"

"$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!"

"You see that apartment building across the street?" 

The guy looks out front at a 12-storey apartment building. 

"I paid cash for that building with the money I made just on blowjobs. 
Trust me, it's worth it."

Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with
her and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints - twice. The 
next night he can hardly contain himself 'til she shows up. "I'm hooked,
you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost to go all the way?"

She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street,
where between the buildings he can see Manhattan. "You see that island?"

"Oh, come on! You can't mean that!"

She nods her head. 

"You bet. If I were really a woman, I'd own that island!"


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