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Sex, and what your favourite colour reveals about it
Before you read this, decide what your favorite colour is.
No looking ahead or changing your mind either. Got it?
Let's go: The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car
you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key lies with
the colours you select for your possessions. Most people claim they
don't have a favorite colour. But look around you, and you'll notice
a pattern, especially in your clothing and home decor. The predominant
colour for you is the one that appears most frequently -- it's the one
that mirrors the sexual you.
A panel of psychologists explained the association between colour and
sexual patterns.
RED
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack.
They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable.
Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish.
When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make "Lady
Chatterley's Lover" seem tame. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors,
and weaker colours should be aware.
YELLOW
If you tend to favour yellow, your sexual drives are complex and
turn toward the adaptable. The favorite colour of homosexuals is
yellow. But don't panic -- not everyone who wears yellow is gay.
In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's
desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the
fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody
you enjoy or admire.
PINK
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters.
Women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver.
In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they
secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire
wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts.
They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and
not keep one, preferring to pick up someone in some bar instead.
Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.
PURPLE
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too
sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the
type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their
approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more
concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.
BLACK
Black colour preferences point to black sex (not necessarily to
race). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek
out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex
and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature.
They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under
stress or pressure. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders
prefer the colour black. It is also no coincidence that the uniform
of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.
GREEN
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their sexuality.
Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their
life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward, but in
a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but
not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry
about infidelity.
ORANGE
Lovers of the colour orange lean toward sexual fantasies.
The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which
they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love.
They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue. Orange people
often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good
show. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave
red welts on their sex partner's back.
BROWN
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate.
Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and
desires of their partners. Love is a 24-hour a day thing, they can
never get enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or
catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of
brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their
emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.
GREY
The colour grey is preferred by people who are indecisive.
They can't get excited about anything -- including colour -- so
they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex
as a way of relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less.
Grey women don't make love, they have intercourse, and for one of
two reasons: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant.
They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is
over and done with. But when teamed with another colour, the grey
spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a grey
marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.
BLUE
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners.
They are sincere, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's
needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art and their approach is
elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately
ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women
in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting
partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave.
Both women and men enjoy foreplay. In marriage a blue person is
a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.
WHITE
If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy.
These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene
and to make love in the daylight is unheard of. Women who love
white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and
after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their
genitals.
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[Contributed by Sasha Martinengo]
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
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