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Lynette was so tired trying to do it all, but one evening, she arrived 
home from work to find the children fed, bathed, and doing homework, one
load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the 
stove, and the table set.

She was astonished -- something was up.

It turns out that Tom had read an article that said wives who worked
full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.

The night went well, and the next day she told her office friends all
about it.

"We had a great dinner. Tom even cleaned up. He helped the kids do
their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I 
really enjoyed the evening."

"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.

"Oh, that was perfect too. Tom was too tired..." 

 
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[Lifted off rec.humor.funny]

Marriage is an expensive way for a man to get his laundry done for free.