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Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair colour?
A: It doesn't show the dirt.

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustaches.

Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Q: Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
A: Toys-R-Us.

Q: Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
A: It makes it easier for them to read their t-shirts.

Q: Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
A: Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.

Q: Why is the colour brunette considered evil?
A: When's the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q: How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
A: Check her for a pulse.

Q: What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A: A brunette rabbit.

Q: What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
A: "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"

Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.

Q: How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
A: Startled.

Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage!!!

Q: How did Revlon come up with its brunette hair color?
A: By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

Q: Why are there only so few brunette jokes?
A: 'cos that's all that blondes could come up with!


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[From the personal archives of a brunette]

"I'm so ugly, but that's ok 'cos so are you!"