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Q: What's the difference between Batman and a black man?
A: Batman can go out at night without Robin. 

Q: What's the difference between a catfish and an Italian woman?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish. 

Q: What's the difference between white and black fairy tales?
A: White fairy tales start with, "Once upon a time..." 
   Black fairy tales start with, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna 
   believe this shit!" 

Q: Why did the Puerto Rican trade his wife for a garbage can?
A: Because the garbage can had a smaller hole, and it smelled better. 

Q: Why do Mexicans have a nose?
A: So they'll have something to pick during the off season. 

Q: What do you get when you cross two black people?
A: Your ass kicked. 

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips. 

Q: What do you throw a drowning Arab?
A: His wives and kids! 

Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

Q: What did they have in Rhodesia before candlelight?
A: Electricity.


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[From the archives, Ben and Susanna]

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