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Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian 
who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton. He was the closest thing 
we ever got to having a black man as President."
 

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.


Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn’t! 
And, he gets a check from the government every month.


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[Contributed by Peter]

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only 
President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.