Super Sucker



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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be 
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of 
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest 
in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she 
proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and 
pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you 
have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a 
part bucket of horse manure all over her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse 
dung from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the 
electricity was cut off this morning."


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[Contributed by Peter]

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