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BACKUP: 	What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE: 	Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG: 		The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE: 		What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE: 		Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP: 		Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL: 	Time to call the undertaker
CRASH: 		When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL: 	The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE: 	Female Disco dancer
FAX: 		What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER: 	Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY: 	Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET: 	Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD: 	Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC: 		Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ: 	How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM: 		What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD: 	Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK: 	Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE: 	Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM: 		Where the pope lives
SCREEN: 	Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT: 	A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR: Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI: 		What you call your week-old underwear


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See also #261: Technology for country folk

Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.