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A blonde walks into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund 
for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she 
bought it on sale. All of a sudden, the blonde throws her arms up 
in the air and starts screaming

"GRAB MY BREASTS!! GRAB MY BREASTS!!!"

The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. 

The manager comes up to the blonde and asks, "What's wrong?" 

She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he 
can't give her a refund because she bought it on sale.

Once again, Sue throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming

"GRAB MY BREASTS!! GRAB MY BREASTS!!!"

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?!!"

In a huff, she says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN 
I'M GETTING SCREWED"


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[Contributed by Peter]

Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?