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One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a 
nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. 

The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, 
and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. 

She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways 
in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and 
straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to 
tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her 
back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her 
new home.

"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except... they won't let you fart."


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[Contributed by Peter]