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Dear Sir,


I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had 
an extremely good and well-paying job. I took numerous vacations 
and had several vacation homes.

Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life 
change for the worse: I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that 
terrible Iraqi War.

I lost my home.

I lost my health insurance.

As a matter of fact, I lost virtually everything and became 
homeless. Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me 
living like an animal - instead of helping me, they arrested me.

I will do anything to insure President Bush's defeat in the next
election.

I will do anything to ensure that a Democrat is back in the 
White House. George Bush has to go.

I just thought you and your listeners would like to know how one 
senior citizen views the Bush Administration.

Thank you for taking the time to read my letter.



Sincerely, 

Saddam Hussein


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