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David Beckham chats up a floozie in a Spanish bar. 
After a few drinks they decide to go back to his hotel room. 

Dave begins to undress, removing his shirt to reveal a "Reebok" tattoo. 
He explains, "When I play football, the cameras pick up the tattoo and 
Reebok pays me for the advertisement." 

Next he takes off his pants to reveal the word "Puma" tattooed on his 
leg, and he gives the same explanation. 

Finally, the underwear comes off, and the girl sees the word "AIDS" 
tattooed on his penis. 

She jumps back, screaming, "You didn't tell me you had AIDS!" 

David says, "Relax, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS."



 


Q. What has a bottle of Becks got in common with Becks the player?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.


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[Lifted off the net, image contributed by Peter]