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Q: What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a bin liner?
A: Nothing! They're both black, made of plastic and dangerous to kids!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
A: Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with an empty sack!

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and your mum and dad have in common? 
A: They both know how to rear a child.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and WalMart have in common?
A: They both have small boys' pants at half off!

Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich? 
A: It's a 45-year old slab of meat between two 12-year old buns.

Q: Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances?
A: He wants to spend more time with the kids.

Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads? 
A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.

Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in a nappy? 
A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Rum have in common?
A: They both come in small tots.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? 
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
A: It's the little boy inside him.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? 
A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? 
A: One is pale and scares kids, the other is a friendly ghost.


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[Text contributed by Peter]