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Herewith the Q&As that were amassed during 2003:
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Q: Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment!"

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese.

Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: How big is a zebra?
A: 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.

Q: Where do you get virgin wool from?
A: Ugly sheep.

Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They're trying to get away from all that noise.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: They have big fingers.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary: It comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days 
   and if it does not come, it means you're in big trouble!

Q: Why are such few women interested in getting married?
A: They reckon that for only 200g of sausage why should they buy 
   the whole pig!

Q: Why didn't the French want to bomb Saddam Hussein? 
A: Because he hates America, loves mistresses and wears a beret.

Q: What is the difference between a married woman and a prostitute? 
A: One is on contract, and the other is pay-as-you-go. 

Q: How much calcium do you get from sucking on a nipple?
A: Apparently enough to grow a bone.


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[Contributed by Peter, Susanna, and Bob]