During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

In an average day, your hands will have come into indirect contact
with 15 penises (by touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain twelve pubic hairs.

In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually, you will shake hands with eleven women who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually, you will shake hands with six men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents
of your dirty linen basket!

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance
of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

And finally, each day you will breathe in one litre of other peoples' anal gases!