Arnold Schwarzenegger's campaign song
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I'll be Governor Schwarzenegger
Better known as the Terminator
Wish I could be President

Total Recall sends Davis away
Conan the Destroyer is here to stay
Now the push-ups will never stop
Even your kids will worship Kindergarten Cop

California!
Uber Alles!
California Uber Alles!
Uber Alles!
California!
Uber Alles California!

Too liberal for my Nazi Pa
Far too right for my Kennedy in-laws
I'm your Education Candidate
Just as long as my taxes don't pay for it.

Close your eyes, make that happy face
You're safe in the hands of the Master Race
I'll grab power blitzkrieg fast
But I promise to kill you last

California!
Uber Alles!
California Uber Alles!
Uber Alles!
California!
Uber Alles California!

Achtung! It's now 2003!
In the Running Man's twenty-first century
You too will join the fitness police.
Watch my movies while I bang your niece!

Why didn't I run for office before?
Turns out I'm just another Predator
Don't complain where I can hear
Or my "fans" will make you disappear!

Meet your fate on the Tree of Woe
See how far my True Lies go
But even if I too get sacked
Don't you worry 'cause I'LL BE BACK.

California!
Uber Alles!
California Uber Alles!
Uber Alles!
California!
Uber Alles California!





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