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A dinner conversation that took the wrong turn...

WIFE: 	 "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: 	 "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE:    "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE:    "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: - - - makes audible groan - - -
WIFE:    "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE:    "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE:    "Would she wear my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "Well, I suppose so."
WIFE:    "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE:    - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Shit...


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[Contributed by Susanna]