Honeymoon, Chinese style


A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. 
Truth be told, he is somewhat lacking in experience as well.

On their wedding night, she cowers under the sheets as her husband 
climbs in next to her. They are both nervous and he tries to be 

"My daling," he says, hoping to impress his bride. 
"I know dis yo fis time, and you berry frighten. I plomise you, 
I be genel, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you say."

"Whachou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced.

She replies, shyly, with a smile, "I want... 69!"

After a puzzled silence he replies "You want... Beef wif broccori???"


[Contributed by Bob]