Marriage Shorts...


Hubby : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife  : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at 
	your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby : You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife  : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem 
	can there be greater than this one?"

Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy : That's very kind of you, darling - but I don't have any worries or troubles! Girl : Well, that's because we aren't married yet.
Wife to husband : And what's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night? Husband to wife : Golfing with my friends, dear. Wife to husband : What? At 2am?! Husband to wife : Yes, we used night clubs.
Interviewer : Mr. Trump, to whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Donald Trump : I owe it all to to my wife! Interviewer : Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her? Donald Trump : A billionaire!
A newly-married man asked his wife, "Would you have still married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
A man inserted an advert in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Contributed by Peter - a married man]