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"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says: "Let's go upstairs and make love" 
		 and your answer is: "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator 
                 shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker 
                 opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long 
                 as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead 
                 of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take 
                 any fibre today.
"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the 
                 parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN... An "all-nighter" means not having to get up to go pee.
"OLD" IS WHEN... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


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[Contributed by Bob]