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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her 11-year-old students. 
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked "Why has your school 
work been so poor lately?" 

"I'm in love," replied little Johnny.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"

"With you," he said. 

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's 
true that I would like a husband of my own someday, but not a child."

"Oh, don't worry," he said reassuringly, "I'll use a condom!"


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[Contributed by Peter]