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A housewife is at home when she suddenly hears a knock on the door.
When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina. The woman
slams the door in disbelief at what a stranger has just asked her.
The same thing happens for three consecutive days and the woman decides
to tell her husband.
The husband says to the wife, "Tomorrow I am not going to work, and when
the man asks if you have a vagina, say 'yes' and I will be hiding behind
the door."
The next day the same man comes again, and when the woman opens the door
he asks if she has a vagina. The woman says, "Yes".
The man then said, "Good, then please tell your husband to stop fucking
my wife."
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[Sent in by Peter]
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