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Only in South Africa...


Just the other day I got fined R1,000 by the TV licence inspector for
not having a TV license. Then I heard about this other guy who got out
on bail for R500 after being arrested for murder! 
 
Moral of the story:

If you don't have a TV licence and the inspector comes round: KILL him!
You can save R500!


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[Contributed by Peter]