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Mother's advice to her daughter about choosing a man:

1. You need a man who has a good job and is a good provider.

2. You need a man who worships you and treats you like a princess.

3. You need a man who can make you laugh.

4. You need a man who can satisfy you physically.

5. You need to make sure that those four men never meet!


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[Selected by Jim Griffith@rec.humor.funny]