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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining 
to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of 
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper 
and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet 
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger 
over the years?"

Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"


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[Contributed by Susanna]