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A man wants to have a WIFE because she can make his life:

 W : WONDERFUL
 I : INTERESTING
 F : FASCINATING
 E : EXTRAORDINARY

But a woman will have to be careful in finding a HUSBAND because he 
might be:

 H : HOPELESS
 U : UNACCOUNTABLE
 S : SENSELESS
 B : BORING
 A : AUTHORITATIVE
 N : NUISANCE
 D : DISCRIMINATIVE


An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she 
gets the more interested he is in her. --Agatha Christie

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should 
be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't,they'd
be married too. --H. L. Mencken

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of 
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she'll shop.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!





Men's life before marriage...




Men's life after marriage...


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[Text contributed by Susanna]