Ten best golf caddy replies


# 10
Golfer	"Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy	"Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#  9
Golfer	"I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy	"Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#  8
Golfer	"Do you think my game is improving?".
Caddy	"Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

#  7
Golfer	"Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy	"Eventually."

#  6
Golfer	"You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy	"I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

#  5
Golfer	"Please stop checking your watch all the time.  
	It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy	"It's not a watch - it's a compass."

#  4
Golfer	"How do you like my game?"
Caddy	"Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

#  3
Golfer	"Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy	"The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

#  2
Golfer	"This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy	"This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

# 1 Best Caddy Comment
Golfer	"That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy	"It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."


[Contributed by Peter]