The new CEO


A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning against a 
wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to 
show everyone he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "and how much do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $400.00 
a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $400 in cash and screams, "I pay my employees
to work, not stand around. Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't 
come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the
room at the shocked expression on everyone's face and asks, "does anyone
want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He's the pizza
delivery guy."


[Contributed by Peter]