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Three students are leaving their last classes of the day.

The law student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. 
I must have coffee."

The engineering student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. 
I must have beer."

The medical student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty.  
I must have diabetes."


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[Pilfered off rec.humor.funny]