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A prisoner escapes from his jail cell where he had been kept for
15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks in.
He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed and ties
him up on a chair, ties the woman to the bed and while he gets on
top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the
bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy
is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time
in prison and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what
he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if
he gets angry, he will kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and
asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey.
I love you too..."
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[Contributed by Peter]
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