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A prisoner escapes from his jail cell where he had been kept for 
15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks in.

He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed and ties 
him up on a chair, ties the woman to the bed and while he gets on 
top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the 
bathroom.
 
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy 
is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time 
in prison and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed 
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what 
he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if 
he gets angry, he will kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you"
 
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was 
whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and 
asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. 
I love you too..."


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[Contributed by Peter]