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DIVORCED FATHER: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight,
give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18,
this is the last check she'll ever see from me for child support.
Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face."

Later... DAUGHTER: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope.
He said to tell you that since I'm now 18, this is the last child
support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now I'm supposed
to stand back and watch the expression on your face."

DIVORCED MOTHER: "Next time you visit your father, tell him that
after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your
father... then, stand back and watch the expression on his face."


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[Contributed by Peter]