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A minister, a priest, and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. 

They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. 

Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and 
jumped in the water. Refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries 
while enjoying their "freedom." 

As they were crossing an open area, along came a group of ladies from 
town. The men ran for cover, with the minister and priest covering their 
privates and the rabbi covering his face. After the ladies were gone and 
the men had retrieved their clothes, the minister asked the rabbi why he 
covered his face and not his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know
about you but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."


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[Contributed by Peter]