Merry whatever...



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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes 
for an environmentally-conscious, socially responsible, low stress, 
non-addictive, gender neutral, hemisphere-independent celebration of 
the solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions 
of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to
the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice
of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishees.
     
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. 

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely 
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies 
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes 
for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and 
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is 
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good 
tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting (whichever comes first) and warranty is limited to 
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole 
discretion of the wisher.



			

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