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A high school English teacher reminds her class of the final exam.
"Now, class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider nuclear attack or a serious personal injury
or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!!"
A smart-ass student in the back of the room sticks up his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"
Of course the whole class giggles and sniggers but when silence is
restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head and says sweetly, "You'll just have to write with your other hand."
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[Contributed by Peter]
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