On the other hand there is a fist



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A high school English teacher reminds her class of the final exam.

"Now, class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here 
tomorrow. I might consider nuclear attack or a serious personal injury 
or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses 
whatsoever!!"

A smart-ass student in the back of the room sticks up his hand and asks, 
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and 
utter sexual exhaustion?"

Of course the whole class giggles and sniggers but when silence is 
restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her 
head and says sweetly, "You'll just have to write with your other hand."


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[Contributed by Peter]